October 6, 2018 Oh, why can't the English learn to —
set a good example to people whose
English is painful to your ears?
The Scots and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English completely disappears.
— In America, they haven't used it for years!
[51] If he were among us today, Henry Higgins would be even more appalled at the state of American English. Slang always has been used, but once it knew its place and wasn’t the standard language of people who should speak and write well, such as journalists and authors.
The internet, not surprisingly, is a major source of the decline. Now on many web sites a failure is a fail, an indication is a tell, a question is an ask, an appearance or situation is a look. The Daily Beast informed us that “CIA Analyst Turned Candidate Fears She’ll Get Doxxed Next.” That word refers, apparently, to “the practice of revealing another person’s personal information on the Internet.”
[52] “Monica Lewinsky to Talk Bill Clinton Affair in New Series.” Presumably she will talk about it.
The New York Times was doubly in the new style with this announcement: “New read: This October, learn how to talk money.”
“Narc” no longer is merely a noun referring to a drug-enforcement officer; now it’s a verb, as in “a hotline with which to narc on their neighbors.” The new definition: “The act of turning someone into law enforcement or authority figures” not, apparently, limited to drug issues.
Publications, like the
Times, which should know better are not immune; the
New York Review of Books listed an article entitled “The Priesthood of the Big Crazy” and, on NYR Daily, one captioned “The Flynn Tapes: a New Tell.”
One of the benefits, if it can be so termed, of making up words is that they are undefined, so may be used in different and contradictory senses. Take “woke” as an example.
The Washington Post headlined a story about Colin Kaepernick and shoes thus: “Nike isn’t trying to be ‘woke.’ It’s trying to sell shoes,” and in the body of the article observed, “But my sneakers, ultimately, cannot be woke. They’re just fabric.” The Urban Dictionary tells us: “Being Woke means being aware. . . Knowing what[‘]s going on in the community.” However, the word may be used derisively, as we’ll see below.
Crude language is more common; here’s an example from a political campaign email: “Mike DeWine[‘s] lying about Rich’s record of standing up for women really pisses me off.” (The bad word there didn’t pass my spell-checker; it’s so behind the times).
Creators of crossword puzzles use slang, or attempt to be clever in clues and answers such as:
clue answer [53] swell fab
many a time suck app
lay about? no, u-turn act
gimme a break yeesh
A recent book, which is a strong critique of Trump and contemporary Republicans — and contains a few insightful criticisms of Democrats — is, unfortunately, also an extended display of the decline of language.
Everything Trump Touches Dies, by Rick Wilson, is subtitled
A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever. That discloses the viewpoint, which is distinctive and significant: the author is a committed conservative who has helped to elect Republicans, so his opinion of Trump is free of any liberal bias. I found the book interesting and useful but annoying to read.
The basic style is breezy and slangy; some of the slang seems made up on the spot, but some mirrors the internet style. Few things merely are stated; they are dressed up in rhetorical flourishes which become tiresome. Here’s an illustrative sentence: “From Masters of the Trump Universe to disgraced, unemployed, and unemployable laughingstock is a bad look on anyone, but the personnel meat-grinder of this White House has those of us on the outside looking at them with a weapons-grade case of schadenfreude.” “Look” is used there in the internet mode, and again here: “It turned out that Kelly’s account was itself a lie. It wasn’t a good look.”
Wilson also follows the trend in the use of “tell”: “It should have been a tell that some of the values our military holds dear today. . . . got lost somewhere along the way in the belly of the Trump beast.”
Inventive grammar abounds. Regarding the Trump base: “it’s almost a moral imperative to slap the stupid out of them.” An adjective masquerades as a noun. Regarding political attacks: “the Clintons . . . are a magnet for this kind of cray” Apparently cray means crazy; an invented adjective is used as a noun. Wandering parts of speech is another internet-English characteristic.
We return to “woke”: “Hannity’s populist woke workin’ man shtick rings a bit hollow. . . .;” Of the various definitions of “woke,” this appears to fit: “A person who pretends to be of greater intelligence than he or she in fact is.”
Here’s a mystery: “Breitbart had long relied on . . sweet, sweet chunks of quan from Robert Mercer . . .” I couldn’t get a clue from the Urban Dictionary; none of its definitions of “quan” make any sense here.
Although it would be difficult to stand out in this medley, one theme does: the repeated use of crude language. “His first budget was received even by many of Trump’s fans in Congress with the same delight as one might experience on finding a turd in a punchbowl.” “It was an early tell for Washington observers that the Trump White House was going to turn into a five-alarm shitshow. . . .” Sexual innuendo is one of Wilson’s favorite attack modes. I won’t give any examples as they all refer to known individuals who, whatever their demerits, don’t deserve repetition of his comments.
Oddly, the author offers, with no sense of irony, comments on others’ diction and grammar: “Trumpism exists in the shallow end of the rhetorical pool.” ”Trump’s raging, vulgarian, insult-comic shtick wore thin. . . .” “The Word-Finder Republicans aren’t making arguments; they’re just venting, pecking like chickens for tiny fragments of snark, hoping to sound witty without possessing even he slightest wit.”
True, Mr. Wilson does not rely exclusively on slang and faux-words. Every now and then, he offers an elegant, sometimes obscure, word or foreign phrase, such as risible, semiotics, Sisyphean, ichor, Ancien RĂ©gime, mirabile dictu and sine qua non. He refers to Hobbes and quotes Kant. Most of the book, though, features the cutely coarse style, which he employs even in describing himself: “Hell, if you’ve ever seen me on television, you know that I’m an equal opportunity asshole who doesn’t mind mixing it up.” That stance, he seems to think, is the way politics always has been. “This tradition of hot rhetoric in politics stretches back to the founding Fathers, who could name-call, smear, and drop ye olde oppo like champions.”
[54] (“Oppo” here may mean opposition research).
Politics is combative, and rough language isn’t anything new, but this goes a bit far. A reader might be excused for dismissing this book as not worthy of notice as commentary. It is notable, though, as a 311-page contribution to the debasement of political discourse and of language in general.
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51. My Fair Lady, “Why Can’t the English”
52. All definitions here of pseudo-speech are from the Urban Dictionary, https://www.urbandictionary.com/.
53. From The Seattle Times
54. p.91